The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don’t acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary p… - Kurt Vonnegut

It was Trout’s fantasy that somebody would be outraged by the footprints. This would give him the opportunity to reply grandly, "What is it that offends you so? I am simply using man’s first printing press. You are reading a bold and universal headline which says ,'I am here, I am here, I am here.'"

“This husband of yours, he’d rather have his wife a— Rather, have her—” Halyard cleared his throat— “than go into public relations?”
“I’m proud to say,” said the girl, “that he’s one of the few men on earth with a little self-respect left.”

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.