How nice -- to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive. - Kurt Vonnegut

"When the last living thing
Has died on account of us,
How poetical it would be
If Earth could say,
In a voice floating up
Perhaps
From the floor
Of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done."
People did not like it here."

I do feel that evolution is being controlled by some sort of divine engineer. I can't help thinking that. And this engineer knows exactly what he or she is doing and why, and where evolution is headed. That’s why we’ve got giraffes and hippopotami and the clap.

If God were alive today, he would have to be an atheist, because the excrement has hit the air-conditioning big time, big time.