It’s a sad truism that those who appear affluent often evade the scrutiny of law enforcement. - Rupert Holmes

When a man dies from a bullet entering his chest, it’s a homicide. When a man dies from a meteorite landing on his head, it’s a tragedy. Don’t use bullets. Use meteorites. Don’t commit a homicide. Commit a tragedy. — Guy McMaster

answer comes there none, then more power to you (especially if you are planning an electrocution).

THE ENEMY…We do refrain from using this term in reference to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, as we count so many of their number as alumni.