Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain. - Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate.

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Sharks are hardy creatures, but they do not thrive on public transportation.

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

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