Better to have been a 'has-been' than a 'never was'. - Sam Donaldson

What do you mean, 'you don't need to buy it'? You don't need to do anything, except pay taxes and die.

My name is Sam Donaldson and I've got a message for you. News ain't just for the white man, it's for the bros and sisters too.

Well, if there's no 'war' that begins, but you say 'war begins', no one's going to buy your newspaper the next day because they'll be on to the fact that you don't know what you're talking about.