If you see a man running down the street cock-flapping, you… - Dave Attell

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If you see a man running down the street cock-flapping, you run with that man. 'Cause there is some scary shit coming the other way.

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Dave Attell (born January 18, 1965, in Rockville Center, New York) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell

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