The <i>mai tai</i> got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear. - George Carlin

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The mai tai got its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.

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About George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, singer, voice artist, and comedian, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on politics, language, psychology, and religion, as well as some taboo subjects.

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Birth Name: George Denis Patrick Carlin
Alternative Names: George Dennis Carlin • George Dennis Patrick Carlin
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