Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine. I think of it as my own personal bride's disease. - Nora Ephron

I was so tired of seeing these stupid, cheerful books about ageing. One of them even has this whole thing in it about how you are going to have the greatest sex of your life in your sixties and seventies. Which is just garbage.<p>I thought about it and realised that there was one circumstance that you could have the best sex of your life in your sixties and seventies. That would be if you had never had sex until you were 60 or 70.

Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.