Teach people to play new chess, right away. Why do you offer them a black and white television set, when there is a set in color? - Bobby Fischer

* "The old chess is you're banging your head against the wall with this theory. (...) You were trying to find some little improvement on move 18 or 20. It's ridiculous. It gets harder and harder and harder. You need more and more computers. You need more and more people working for you." 2005

I'm very concerned because I think the Jews want to drive the elephants to extinction because the trunk of an elephant reminds them of an uncircumcised penis. I'm absolutely serious about that... Jews are sick, they're mental cases.

Knowing what I do about Judaism, I was naturally distressed to see that you have erroneously featured me as a Jew
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I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised.