“When I get this door open, you’re dead, Jean!“ “When you get that door open? I look forward to many long years of life, then.“ - Scott Lynch

Sure, kid. Look, there's a very old saying in my family: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is another wizard fucking with you.'

My responsibility was to tell you the truth, not wrap you in swaddling clothes. She raised her hood again, half-veiling her face in shadow. Nor protect you from your own badly aimed temper.

Are you really that arrogant, that logic is as optional as a fashion accessory for you?