Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on. - Frank Zappa

Hey, you know something people?
I'm not black
But there's a whole lots a times
I wish I could say I'm not white

Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?

The U.S. is a mere pup tent of a civilization. We’ve got two hundred years of stupidity behind us and we think we’re right up there with everyone else who’s been doing it for thousands of years.