"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with … - Jarod Kintz

"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time."

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"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time." - Jarod Kintz

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