My father said "When in doubt, castle." - Kurt Vonnegut

All the things you are are going to be sued and sued successfully. And, while the litigants may not be able to get blood from turnips, they can certainly ruin the turnips in the process of trying.

If God were alive today, he would have to be an atheist, because the excrement has hit the air-conditioning big time, big time.

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.