Tara: Sweetie, you wouldn't blow off a class if your head was on fire. - Amber Benson

Tara: Well, I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's depressing.

It doesn't matter who you sleep with, it's how you treat other people in this world.

Willow: What did I have for breakfast this morning? Do you remember?
Tara: Huh?
Willow: I-I wanna say bagel, but I think that was yesterday. You had two eggs sunny side up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs.
Tara: Sassy eggs.