The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, <i>ever</i> suggest otherwise. - Rick Riordan

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho.
Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi.
Leo: Rainbows, ponies...
Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

"She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep.

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.