Having done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety. - Henry Beard

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis popinquus ades. If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.

Perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!