I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? - George Carlin

We're all f***ed, it helps to remember that.

You might have noticed that I never complain about politicians. I leave that to others. And there's no shortage of volunteers; everyone complains about politicians. Everyone says they suck. But where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky; they don't pass through a membrane from a separate reality. They come from American homes, American families, American schools, American churches, and American businesses. And they're elected by American voters. This is what our system produces, folks. This is the best we can do. Let's face it, we have very little to work with. Garbage in, garbage out.

I simply go about my passage swiftly and silently, with a certain deliberate, dark efficiency.