If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career. - Lenny Bruce

Life is a four-letter word.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

A Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as a descendant from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary, but you and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime.