"Regression testing"? What's that? If it compiles, it is good; if it boots up, it is perfect. - Linus Torvalds

The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.

I'm a huge believer in evolution (not in the sense that "it happened" – anybody who doesn't believe that is either uninformed or crazy, but in the sense "the processes of evolution are really fundamental, and should probably be at least thought about in pretty much any context").

And no, I am not looking for yes-men, and I like it when you call me out on my bullshit. I say some stupid things at times, there needs to be people who just stand up to me and tell me I'm full of shit.