"She can't be that volatile." "She punched me in the eye so hard she detached my retina," he said, "and all I did was place the preposition at the en… - Jasper Fforde

"He said you were very dangerous."
"No more dangerous than anyone else who dares to speak the truth."

"Oh, hullo, Worthing," he said in a cheery manner. "How are things?"
"Outlook stormy with a chance of scattered death moving in randomly from all points of the compass."

The first four in the series had been less a lighthearted chronicling of my adventures and more of a “Dirty Harry meets Fanny Hill,” but with a good deal more sex and violence.