Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK. - Jon Stewart
" "Here's the way I look at it. President Bush has uranium-tipped bunker busters and I have puns. I think he'll be OK.
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About Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz 28 November, 1962) is an American actor and comedian. He was also the host of the Emmy-award winning program, The Daily Show, author of Naked Pictures of Famous People and co-author of the New York Times bestseller America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction.
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