Always ding dinging Dame Grundy into my ears - What will Mrs. Grundy say? What will Mrs. Grundy think? - Thomas Morton

I eat well, and I drink well, and I sleep well—but that's all.

Handy, jun. Zounds, the room's in a blaze!
Sir Abel. Don't say so, Bob.
Handy, jun. What's to be done? Where's your famous preparation for extinguishing flames?
Sir Abel. It is not mixed.
Handy, jun. Where's your fire escape?
Sir Abel. It is not fixed.
Handy, jun. Where's your patent fire engine?
Sir Abel. 'Tis on the road.
Handy, jun. Well, you are never at a loss.
Sir Abel. Never.
Handy, jun. What's to be done?
Sir Abel. I don't know.

Approbation from Sir Hubert Stanley is praise indeed.