If there were a building that stood for grammatical integri… - Maddox

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If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it.

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it. - Maddox

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