The doo-wop stalker love song on a Cincinnati oldies station — you broke up with me because I was an obnoxious jerk and now you're dating him, so I d… - Sarah Vowell

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The doo-wop stalker love song on a Cincinnati oldies station — you broke up with me because I was an obnoxious jerk and now you're dating him, so I drive by your house and stare in your window every night, thereby proving that I'm an even bigger creep than you thought

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About Sarah Vowell

Sarah Jane Vowell (born December 27, 1969) is an author, journalist, former rock critic and a contributing editor on the PRI program This American Life. She is also a voice-over actor, appearing as the voice of Violet Parr in The Incredibles.

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