It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and the following quarter century warning tha… - Nora Ephron

Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy.

I was so tired of seeing these stupid, cheerful books about ageing. One of them even has this whole thing in it about how you are going to have the greatest sex of your life in your sixties and seventies. Which is just garbage.<p>I thought about it and realised that there was one circumstance that you could have the best sex of your life in your sixties and seventies. That would be if you had never had sex until you were 60 or 70.

Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don't take it off until you're thirty-four.