Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business - Laurence M. Behrens

Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals because nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.