[Ensuring a long marriage means your wife is] someone who is always mildly sedated so she can never realise there are better men out there. - James Cleverly

We need to get back on track but before we can do that, there's something we need to say: sorry.
Sorry on behalf of the Conservative parliamentary party who let you down, and we have to be better, much better, and under my leadership, we will be.
The British people are never wrong. The British people told us to go and sort ourselves out. Let’s not make them tell us again.

I disregard much of what Nigel [Farage] says. He's a showman. He likes getting attention.
He does things and says things so broadcasters like you ask serious politicians like me questions like this. And, the bottom line is, I'm just not going to play Nigel's game.
He does these things to get attention. And, just like a spoiled child, I don't think he should be rewarded for doing so.

Let’s be enthusiastic, relatable, positive, optimistic. Let's be more normal.