But there are times in this harum-scarum world when figuring out the right thing to do is quite simple, but doing the right thing is simply impossibl… - Daniel Handler

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.

"Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said."

There is evil out there you cannot even imagine. -Captain Widdershins