Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
" "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
English
Collect this quote
About Woody Allen
Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.
Biography information from Wikiquote
Also Known As
Birth Name:
Allan Stewart Konigsberg
Also Known As:
Woody
Related quotes. More quotes will automatically load as you scroll down, or you can use the load more buttons.
Additional quotes by Woody Allen
Rabbi Raditz of Poland was a very short rabbi with a long beard, who was said to have inspired many pogroms with his sense of humor. One of his disciples asked, "Who did God like better, Moses or Abraham?"
"Abraham," the Zaddik said.
"But Moses led the Israelites to the Promised Land," said the disciple.
"All right, so Moses," the Zaddik answered.
Loading...