Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.... - Jacob M. Appel

If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.

While the visible victims may draw the headlines and attract indignant protests from so-called "pro-life" organizations, the invisible victims are people like you and me who will suffer from diseases that are never cured because funds are being poured down a healthcare sieve in order to maintain permanently-unconscious bodies on complex and costly forms of life support.

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.