She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. - Kurt Vonnegut

This script, it seems to me, is the work of professionals who yearned to be as charming as inspired amateurs can sometimes be.

He was a graduate of West Point, a military academy which turned young men into homicidal maniacs for use in war.

Is it possible that seemingly incredible geniuses like Bach and Shakespeare and Einstein were not in fact superhuman, but simply plagiarists, copying great stuff from the future?