You'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking. - Thom Yorke

"Sometimes the nicest thing to do with a guitar is just look at it." source

Avoid all eye contact
Do not react
Shoot the messengers
This is a low-flying panic attack

"There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star, someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless." - source