Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a do… - P. J. O'Rourke

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Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

P. J. O'Rourke

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Patrick Jake O'Rourke (14 November 1947 – 14 February 2022) was an American political satirist, most often known as P. J. O'Rourke.

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Alternative Names: Patrick Jake O'Rourke • Patrick O'Rourke

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Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. - P. J. O'Rourke

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