TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

You're never too old to dance, Dad...and you're never too old to dream.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. Were you saying that with irony or for real?"

Vaccinated Time Travel: To fantasize about traveling backward in time, but only with proper vaccinations.

You feel chilled because you have no character. You're a depressing assemblage of pop culture influences and cancelled emotions, driven by the sputtering engine of only the most banal form of capitalism. You spend your life feeling as if you're perpetually on the brink of being obsolete — whether it's labour market obsolescence or cultural unhipness. And it's all catching up with you. You live and die by the development cycle. You're glamorized drosophila flies, with the company regulating your life cycles at whim. If it isn't a budget-driven eighteen-month game production schedule, it's a five-year hardware obsolescence schedule. Every five years you have to throw away everything you know and learn a whole new set of hardware and software specs, relegating what was once critical to our lives to the cosmic slag heap.