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I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. - Louis C.K.
" "I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate.
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About Louis C.K.
Louis Szekely (born September 12, 1967), known professionally as Louis C.K., is a Mexican-Irish-American stand-up comedian, who has been active since 1985.
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Birth Name:
Louis Alfred Székely
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Louis Alfred Székely (Alias: la marrana, Edgar Nuñez)
Alternative Names:
Louis Székely
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Louis CK
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Louis Szekely
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"It's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." You just don't — I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided that something shitty is going to happen."
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