Peculiar Travel Suggestions are Dancing Lessons From God - Kurt Vonnegut

"We're having a celebration, so all sorts of things have been said which are not true," I said. "That's how to act at a party."

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

Don't lecture me on race relations. I don't have a molecule of prejudice. I've been in battle with every kind of man there is. I've been in bed with every kind of woman there is — from a Laplander to a Tierra del Fuegian. If I'd ever been to the South Pole, there'd be a hell of a lot of penguins who looked like me.