You are better at small talk than I am. That is not always a compliment. - John Scalzi

The problem with aging is not that it’s one damn thing after another—it’s every damn thing, all at once, all the time.
You can’t stop aging. Gene therapies and replacement organs and plastic surgery give it a good fight. But it catches up with you anyway. Get a new lung, and your heart blows a valve. Get a new heart, and your liver swells up to the size of an inflatable kiddie pool. Change out your liver, a stroke gives you a whack. That’s aging’s trump card; they still can’t replace brains.

I was pretty certain my dad was not up to no good, running for senator notwithstanding.

Imagine if every species named itself after its greatest flaw. We could name our species arrogance.