Don't worry," said Monk. "It'll be a cakewalk." "Cakes don't walk, Jupiter," said Flint. "They fall. - Mike Resnick

I wish you were as bright as you think you are.

Did you find God, or did you buy Him off?"
"It's all a matter of viewpoint," answered Socrates. "I contribute thousands of credits to His churches and sing His praises every morning, and He pretty much protects me and helps take care of business. It's a mutually nourishing relationship.

She didn't kill him," explained the Iceman. "She could have saved him, but she chose not to. Legally it's not the same thing; morally it is.