When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. - Lewis Carroll

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

"simply — "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

"I mean, what is an un-birthday present?"
A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course."
Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last.
You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?"
Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice.
And how many birthdays have you?"
One.