Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make … - Frank Zappa

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Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

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Frank Vincent Zappa (21 December 1940 – 4 December 1993) was an American musician, composer and satirist.

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Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table? - Frank Zappa

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