Son—they say there isn’t any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall throug… - Kurt Vonnegut

How embarrassing to be human.

We Bokonists believe that humanity is organized into teams, teams that do God's Will without ever discovering what they are doing. Such a team is called a karass by Bokonon "If you find your life tangled up with somebody else's life for no very logical reasons," writes Bokonon, "that person may be a member of your karass." At another point in The Books of Bokonon he tells us, "Man created the checkerboard; God created the karass." By that he means that a karass ignores national, institutional, occupational, familial, and class boundaries. It is as free form as an amoeba.

You want to know something? We are still in the Dark Ages. The Dark Ages — they haven't ended yet.