You know, you almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry anymore. Ellen [Degeneres]<s></s>, and all the rest. I lov… - Jerry Falwell

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country. If [there is] any place in the world we need Christianity, it's in Washington. And that's why preachers long since need to get over that intimidation forced upon us by liberals, that if we mention anything about politics, we are degrading our ministry.

If the American Atheists Society or Saddam Hussein himself ever sent an unrestricted gift to any of my ministries, be assured I will operate on Billy Sunday's philosophy: The Devil's had it long enough, and quickly cash the check.