Andy Warhol Quotes

You need to let the little things that would ordinarily bore you suddenly thrill you.

The reason I'm painting this way is that I want to be a machine, and I feel that whatever I do and do machine-like is what I want to do.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

Everybody must have a fantasy.

(You wouldn't believe how many people will hang a picture of an electric chair in their room – especially if the color of the picture matches the curtains.)

Ideas are nothing.

When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should. Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like. Always omit the blemishes — they're not part of the good picture you want.

Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say 'so what'. That's one of my favorite things to say.

Just because people throw it out and don't have any use for it, doesn't mean it's garbage.

History books are being re-written all the time

I told Jack I loved Body Heat. Because he's out here in the sticks and so he doesn't see anything. I said it was a real hot movie. He kept asking about the girl, Kathleen Turner, and I said that she'd never be remembered.

I will find your books and review with nastiness.