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Arthur Steven "Artie" Lange, Jr. (born October 11, 1967) is an American actor, comedian, radio personality, and author. He is also a devoted New York Giants fan.

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Alternative Names: Arthur Steven Lange, Jr. • Arthur Lange, Jr. • Artie Steven Lange, Jr. • Artie Lange, Jr.

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When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f**k you, but the Jets will always f**k you.