Bill O'Reilly Quotes

:Then why do you say you've been in combat?

If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right?

: I don't see any difference between Huffington and the Nazis.

:When did I say that?

:If you're an act, then what am I?

Meantime, the anti-liberal Fox News Channel and The Wall Street Journal, whose editorial page is conservative, are both doing very well.

There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, "MFer, I want more iced tea." You know, I mean everybody was— it was like goin' into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb, in the sense of people were sitting there and they were ordering and having fun, and there wasn't any kinda craziness at all.

:Because I think she's run by far-left elements in this country. I feel bad for the woman.

:When did I say that, Senator?

: I still don't think she's a Nazi.

:I'm effete. I'm not a tough guy. This is all an act.

:You didn't hear it and you don't know what I did.

If you cross Fox News Channel, it's not just me, it's Roger Ailes who will go after you... The person gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he's going to get a knock on his door and life as he's known it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me.

… it's one of those mitts, those loofa mitts you know, so I got my hands in it... So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel [sic] thing and I'd just put it on your wet, juicy, pussy but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business or else I'd get very horny....

: You know, what's the difference between the Ku Klux Klan and Arianna Huffington? What's the difference?