Bill O'Reilly Quotes

:You're breaking my heart, Bill.

Do the atheists in Wisconsin realize they're going to Hell? Did you ask them that?

I'm not buying this. If, if you're eleven years old, or twelve years old, thirteen, and you have a strong bond with your family, OK. Even if the guy [kidnapper] threatens you - this and that. … If you can get away, you get away.

:Right here, I believe, on your own show.

Winston Churchill said that democracy was the worst possible form of government, except for all the others. Maybe we can say the same about capitalism. For all of its faults, it gives most hardworking people a chance to improve themselves economically, even as the deck is stacked in favor of the privileged few... Here are the choices most of us face in such a system: Get bitter or get busy.

:How can you possibly take exception with the motivation and the position of someone like Cindy Sheehan?

:If you're an act, then what am I?

We'll do it live... WE'LL DO IT LIVE! DO IT LIVE... look, I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing SUCKS!

All this is beyond me. I had trouble with Lincoln Logs. Remember Lincoln Logs? I mean, that was it for me.

: You know, what's the difference between the Ku Klux Klan and Arianna Huffington? What's the difference?

If they wanna be nonbelievers, I don't care, that's up to them, but it's just as much of a stretch to be an atheist as it is to believe in God, because there's no explanation for how the planet got here, and Hawkings doesn't have it.

Think about this — some of us actively fighting to remove Saddam Hussein don't agree with the cause themselves, but they're doing their duty. And it is our duty as loyal Americans to shut up once the fighting begins, unless — unless facts prove the operation wrong, as was the case in Vietnam.

Meantime, the anti-liberal Fox News Channel and The Wall Street Journal, whose editorial page is conservative, are both doing very well.

:But it had to get there, I understand that you, you know, the uh, physiology of it if you will, but it had to come from somewhere.

This is the worst stuff on the Internet. There isn't anything worse than this.