Dr. Seuss Quotes

Smoke crack and die

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...” — Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is youer than you!

You're off to great places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting, so...
Get on your way!

You have to be odd to be #1.

Of course,’ Horton answered. ‘Of course I will stick.
I’ll stick by you small folks through thin and through thick!

Do you see what I mean?…
They’ve proved they ARE persons, no matter how small,
And their whole world was saved by the Smallest of All!

You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Huevos verdes con jamón

I have great pride in taking Dick and Jane out of most school libraries. That is my greatest satisfaction.

Never mix the peepee and the poopoo, for if you do, a peepeepoopoo potion will persist a pong until the next blue moon.

You are you. Now isn't that pleasant?

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)

UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.”
-The Lorax

To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.