Charles M. Schulz Quotes

I feel a constant gratefulness to God for His patience with me and with all of us. I cannot fail to be thrilled every time I read the things that Jesus said, and I am more and more convinced of the necessity of following Him. What Jesus means to me is this: in Him we are able to see God and to understand His feelings toward us. I am still a believer in what the church refers to as “holy living.” I think it is applicable for a person in whatever profession he may be working.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

"My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten."
"Tell him to take out the goalie."

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union

I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think it's totally irresponsible, because I see nothing biblical that points up to our being in the last days, and I just think it's an outrageous thing to do, and a lot of people are making a living — they've been making a living for 2,000 years — preaching that we're in the last days.

"Hello? Oh, nothing... Just sort of hanging around... My brother? He's right here... He's reading... He's always reading... He has no life of his own, and he's a very boring person so he reads a lot... What's he reading? I don't know... She wants to know what you're reading..."
"How to survive living in the same family with an annoying sister."
"Ivanhoe."

"Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar."
"There must not have been a very strict building code..."

"What happened to fun?"
"Our insurance doesn't cover it!"

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

"All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat!"
"Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed..."
"If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!"

Lucy: You learn more when you lose
Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

"I had to go to the school nurse yesterday because my stomach hurt..."
"You worry too much, Charlie Brown... No wonder your stomach hurts... You've got to stop all this silly worrying!"
"How do I stop?"
"That's your worry! Five cents, please!"

I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon.