Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

Happiness is a sad song.

"Don't sit there watching TV without your glasses! Do you want to ruin your eyes?!"
"My opthalmologist says that not wearing glasses cannot hurt the eyes even if those glasses are badly needed for adequate vision."
"What does your opthalmologist think of the foreign situation?"

Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Krazy Kat getting hit on the head by a brick from Ignatz Mouse is funny. All the sad things happening to Charlie Chaplin are funny. It's funny because it's not happening to us.

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

Diciamo che il mio orgoglio aveva l’influenza, ok, Ciccio?

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown?
Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia?
Lucy: The fear of Everything.
Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Little brothers are the New York Mets of life!

I want people to have more to say about me after I'm gone than, 'He was a nice guy...he chased sticks!' — Snoopy

Reading is like a journey to a new place

So you have a new baby sister, huh Charlie Brown?
Yes, and I'm so happy...
Happy?! I suppose it's never occurred to you that over-population is a serious problem?!