But, wait,
Oh, it's much too late
Oh, and I cannot be walking home
Until I've found my love.

7 min or less - ur not late, 7-10 "sorry", 10-20 "SO sorry!", 20-30 "i am truly ashamed", over 30 min late - fake ur own death

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Every dollar counts
And every morning hurts
We mostly work to live
Until we live to work

that story is 93% true

a writer once asked what I'd say if i ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, "probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfuker'"

#1000daysof1d congratulations. may you reign for 1000 years. your humble servant, ezra

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