Jack Nicholson Quotes

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.

За мен приличието е много важно. Как да подадеш чиния. Да не крещиш от едната стая към другата. Да не отваряш затворена врата, без да почукаш. Да оставиш дамата да мине първа. Целта на тези безкрайни прости правила е да направят живота по-добър. Не можем да водим постоянна война с родителите си - това е глупаво. Обръщам голямо внимание на маниерите си. Това не е отживелица, а прост и разбираем език на взаимно уважение.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.

Don't look so scared.

If you think you’re attractive, you’re always attractive.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow the impulse. It might be something and if it ain't — take two!

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
-Jack Nicholson

There is love, and everything else is staring into the abyss.

"my mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch

I’m definitely still wild at heart. But I’ve struck bio-gravity.

"Go sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up."
(Melvin Udall aka Jack Nicholson, 1997)

Never rub another mans rhubarb

The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.